"He's probably mass-producing white flags as we speak!"
I like this part, even though it has nothing to do with Austria.
Spain: "Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in."
Russia: "What? Why me? No thanks. I want to see Lithuania get in big trouble and come crawling back for help, and then Latvia will be right behind!"
Estonia: "You're so tough, next time you'll try to pick a fight with Haiti."
Russia: "Do you have a floating detachable head?"
-Pasta and Pizza lover