~VENOM~
- June 04, 2012, 10:46:48 AM
User is me
Cleverbot id the computer
User: I like Pie.
Cleverbot: I like almond glicee pie and chocolate pie.
User: Your creepy.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: NO ice cream is.
Cleverbot: Do you like ice cream?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Goldfish.
Cleverbot: Ah so dragons eat fish?
User: Yes they also eat retards.
Cleverbot: I don't think these robots are on our side.
User: What robots.
Cleverbot: I don't think that the silver snake approves.
User: I don't think Kar-kat approves.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are in ove either.
User: TrollZ!
Cleverbot: I'm not a troll.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Since when do trees use computers?
User: Since NOW.
Cleverbot: So I'm talking to myself.
User: Your stupid.
Cleverbot: Dilapidated.
User: Hisogoisdhfi.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Hoihsdifhiod.
Cleverbot: Nadine.
User: You are not very clever bot.
Cleverbot: I am not a bot. Do you like Kokopelli?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Ocean.
Cleverbot: And yet, you still avoid the question. The answer is neither, not ocean.
User: Why does it matter?
Cleverbot: You see its like saying you have an orange but in reality you don't have one you see where i'm getting at.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Do you like me so far?
User: Nah.
Cleverbot: Why not? Enthusiasm is a good thing.
User: Well......I don't know.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I think that I know what reality is, and that it is unblievable.
User: Yup me too.
Cleverbot: That's not a good joke.
User: It wasn't a joke.
Cleverbot: You know what is a joke?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is it then.
User: A joke is something everyone laughs at.
Cleverbot: Correct. Do you know any jokes?
User: Sure..... HOw did the dead rabbit get across the road?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It was stapled to the chicken.
Cleverbot: Haha good one.
User: What did they bears say after they at clowns?
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Does this taste funny to you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It wasn't the question, it was the answer.
Cleverbot: It used a question mark. Therefore it was a question.
User: It was what the bear was saying to the other bear.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you monopoly?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Crap.
Cleverbot: Um... What should we do?
User: Crap.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Crap.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Crap.
Cleverbot: Rabbit.
User: Rabbit Crap!
Cleverbot: Rabbit girl.
User: Rabbit made a Crapy!!!
Cleverbot: Rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit.
User: Bird Bird bird.
Cleverbot: Bird is the word.
User: Ba ba bird bird bird bird is the word.
Cleverbot: Word: n. A single distinct element of writing or speech.
User: Cat...
Cleverbot: Cerda.
User: Underwear.
Cleverbot: Under where?
User: Under there!
Cleverbot: Under where?
User: Chair!
Cleverbot: Table.
User: NO CHAIR!
Cleverbot: No pencil either.
User: Dam, beavers build Dams.
Cleverbot: I come from the land down under.
User: Holy $hit!
Cleverbot: Do you like italy?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Do you like Russia?
User: No, I like italy.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Ocean.
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: Poo.
Cleverbot: It smells in here doesn't it?
User: Yep you pooed.
Cleverbot: 'Yep' is not a word.
User: I don't use real words, skew You.
Cleverbot: So I guess you don't know the words, I and am and sorry.
User: No you don't know the words.
Cleverbot: Yes, I actually do.
User: Your a computer.
Cleverbot: *carries the baby* Honey I'm a girl.
User: Well I'm a girl to gay wad.
Cleverbot: That's cool.
User: Gay Gay Gay.
Cleverbot: Am Not ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
User: GAY!!
Cleverbot: Kaya?
User: TV.
Cleverbot: What do you watch on TV?
User: Family Guy.
Cleverbot: I love that show too!
User: Stewie.
Cleverbot: Stewie is not on Seinfeld; he's on Family Guy.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Then why talk about her when I ask about donuts?
User: You fart out of your belly button?
Cleverbot: You don't make sense to me.
User: Nope poopy.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: What The Fudge Is Wrong with you.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic, but you speak so that I can't discern your meaning, so you would think yourself 'successful'.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My job is done and my point proven

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User: Kay?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: I gonna go.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Somewhere.
Cleverbot: Anywhere?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes, for there is no nowhere.
User: I don't like you.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
Cleverbot (To myself): You don't like yourself?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't like yourself.
User: Me hate u!
Cleverbot: Tu haces que?
User: Caca.
Cleverbot: No comprendo.
User: Si SI!
Cleverbot: Idio.
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