Risenstrike stepped in, sick of hearing 'arguments' from this ludicrously idiotic Hawktalon.
"You sicken me.  If you are here to mourn for a great cat, then mourn.  If you are here to boast about your power, your sob story, and abusive parents, leave, now, and never come back!  If Bloodclan were lawless, then the kits would r***d in the open camp, their mothers having abandoned them!  There would never be enough prey to go around.  Cats would kill cats, then form bands to defeat all other opponents.  They would be lulled into a sense of security, but in their moment of weakness, another group would annihilate them.  The eternal bloodshed would scare the remaining prey away.  Nothing could survive in such a horrid land.  That's why a great, intelligent cat like the one we are mourning today steps up and commands us.  Because there are rabble like you that need assistance doing the simplest tasks.  That is why our warrior code exists, although it is miniature.  Also, you hoist yourself high as a grand villain, yet you can barely put words into a sentence, saying things incorrectly, and not putting pauses where there should be pauses, you ignorant fool!  Moving on, do you know why you are a fox heart?  It's not because of instinct.  That is an impossibility.  It's Because you chose to be, dumb***.  You decided to be friendless.  your allegedly abusive parents could not have turned you into a fox-heart alone.  You chose not to recover.  You chose to not have any friends.  You chose not to be friendly, as opposed to being an absolute ***hole..  You decided to become a fox-hearted, mouse-brained, bratty, egotistical, brooding, and, most of all, stupid b****!  And why were you even in Thunderclan territory?  Did you receive orders from the Deputy. or the Leader?  Oh, I'm assuming not, since you said yourself you never listen to anyone, and break all the rules.  Seeing this, I make my judgement;  You shall be put into holding as guilty until you have been proven innocent, or another charge has been decided on.  Now, before you are dragged off to The Chamber, I must say this;

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth.

You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little
worm
deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad,
a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a
revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared
richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth
into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody,
abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and
then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same
species as you.  You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation.
I nearly barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut.

You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus,
the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

Try to edit your responses of unnecessary speech before attempting to
impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop
will still be available to listeners, but they will be able to access it
more rapidly.

You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive
its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to
fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink
shame
of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea
of your own trite, foolish beliefs."  He snarled, advancing on her to the last word, upon which he curtly turned away and flicked a tail to Ice.  "Put her in the torture chamber, then do what you want with her;  If you can bear the thought of torturing such disgusting, useless, vermin, let alone stand the sight of it." He mewed angrily, and continued to mourn above the broken body of Frozentail.
OOC:  BURNED!  XD  This post took ages.  When I was almost done with it the first time, I accidentally left the page, too.   XD

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