*inspiration moment* ._______. *stares at eridan poster on wall*

i guess
chainsaw wielding landwweller...

Flipping.
 Tables.

okay who wants me to shooshpap Skittles before she turns into Kankri?

/moans

SKITTLES.
SHUT
THE
HELL
UP
/shooshpaps Skittles

Skittles. You have permission to stop talking now.

( •ω• )

If you quite want it so bad, here is a picture of the man of your dreams.

I'M BEING SMOTHERED WITH LOVE OMJEEZUS

/flies away
TO NARNIA

Pupa Pan my butt. :I

Shirtless people = only few people droll over
Shirtless cartoon guy = everybody is fangirling over it.

WHERE HAS ALL OF THE LOGIC GONE

gardevoirlollz (6:05:43 PM): so umm
gardevoirlollz (6:05:52 PM): did he just.. drop serena?
gardevoirlollz (6:05:58 PM): so he could hack? xD
harichuraycast (6:06:00 PM): yah. onto her bed.
gardevoirlollz (6:06:04 PM): o3o
gardevoirlollz (6:06:07 PM): her body
gardevoirlollz (6:06:12 PM): is ready
harichuraycast (6:06:16 PM): xD

TaV dOnT dRiP pIe On YoUrSeLf.
[spoon feeds pie]
ThErE yOu Go lItTlE bUdDy.

UhM.... sOmEtHiNg wIth LoTs oF aLcOhOl.

D --> Pssst
D --> Gamzee

YeA eQuIuS?

D --> Karkat....
D--> He stole my hands.
D --> Warn the others.

AlRiGhT lIl BrO.

-noms on-
You are very tastey, actually <33

&& I am too XD

But I was hotter, Kasu.

SANITY LOADING...
██████] 99%
ERROR. UNABLE TO LOAD.
VIRUS DETECTED: HOMESTUCK
CANNOT REMOVE.

I always knew the Trolls came out at night. I was just never sure.

[[you'll never be safe from us! but anyways, we're nocturnal ^u^]]

What would you do if Slenderman lived in your basement? (If not basement, THE CLOSET IN YOUR ROOM. O3O)

. . .

I'D HUG HIM.

Man . . . always wanted to do that!

wwhere is your god noww

guysss
kas is like
spamming me
by saying doo
and nothing else
over and over again

wait
she was trying to sing the mario song

jeez don't be such a pansy
the mario theme is a classic

and I was like, "WCRPG rejects your laptop. Now, RUN LIKE THE DEVIL'S BEHIND YOU! Stuff's 'bout to go down."

HI. -Pets face-
:U

and Honchkrow is down with two hits to the face
he's gonna feel that after the apocalypse

and last up
it's Staraptor versus Crobat

Staraptor down to low HP
BUT SCREW YOU CYRUS
I USED A FULL RESTORE

<sup>ermagerg

but.
this is so bad

holy sh*t
stop having babies
there's like a whole sea of them now
i can barely see my character

THEY'RE FOLLOWING ME AROUND EVERYWHERE I GO</sup>

yes of course i realize that
but like in all classic 1 player games it's family tradition to take turns while the person not playing tells the player to kill the thing as loud as possible and get really mad when the player ends up on the same area for like 20 minutes and their only excuse is that they suck at the same and it's not like they're stalling or anything no actually i was just going for a third level up sheesh man haven't you ever heard of grinding i mean seriously level 35 clearly isn't high enough for one of the hardest gyms in the game you haven't even fully evolved your starter how do you expect to beat the fourth gym leader who has a type advantage against you and don't give me that "i was going to use a different pokemon for the fight" crap i'm not hearing that i know you man i know you were going for challengy stuff but if this was a nuzlocke you need to realize that your precious starter pokemon would be long gone if it wasn't for me leveling it up so much

LOOK WIFEY
I GOTS YOU A LATE VALENTINE GIFT
HERE, HAVE A BABY UNICORN
IT'S OUR BBY

VRISKA SERKET EVERYONE
THE REASON I HOMSTUCKED IN THE FIRST PLACE

THAT SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY

I agree, we all need to make a movement for it.

I call dibs being the deputy. So gonna be beast with the name McDoublebuns.

if wailord used splash??
the world would likely implode upon itself due to the godlike power of wailord being unleashed upon it, effectively causing the inevitable apocalypse
tragically beautiful