Homestuck RP

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((<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLEbJjr5gHg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLEbJjr5gHg</a>
^^ I don't even know what this is, but I love it. XD))

After completely zoning out the hallucinogenic rainbows above him, created by the ill affects of the faygo and Sopor slime pies, Gamzee finally wandered inside, dragging his club behind him. He was still wary of the ocean, after his goat-dads first and only ever warning.

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A chilling breeze hit him roughly, making Karkat shiver. Screw this. He went back inside. He went back to his room, resting his head down on his desk once he sat down.

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After licking the last of the neon green Sopor slime from his silver pie tins, the very high Gamzee sat back at his computer, hitting his forehead once against the keyboard to see what words he could invent. 'Bdou'. Bdou was a word, right? Well, it was now, anyway!

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Karkat wondered what Gamzee was up to at this time. He logged back on, being sure to block Terezi before she had the chance to annoy him.

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Gamzee tilted his head, listening to the rather obnoxious beeping sound the computer made as he held down the same key repeatedly. Sure, he was probably meant to be doing something at this point in time... He didn't notice the small window announcing Karkat had logged back on.

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carcinoGeneticist(CG) began trolling terminallyCapricious(TC)


CG: GAMZEE, ARE YOU THERE?
CG: SOMETHING KEEPS TELLING ME THAT YOU CLOGGED YOUR PROTEIN CHUTE WITH SOPOR SLIME AGAIN.
CG: THAT STUFF'S FOR SLEEPING IN, NOT EATING!

Yeah, now I know trolls sleep in Sopor Slime to calm their dreams...)

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Gamzee stared at the silver words for a moment before responding.

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TC: Aw MaN, bUt It TaStEs LiKe A mOtHeRf*kInG mIrAcLe.
TC: hAhA, hOnK hOnk.

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Karkat sighed and shook his head.

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CG: I KNOW IT MAY, BUT IT'S NOT HEALTHY FOR YOU.
CG: REMEMBER WHEN NEPETA TOOK ONE OF YOUR PIES?
CG: SHE ATE FEFERI'S FISH
CG: AND SHREDDED KANAYA'S DRESS
CG: AND CHEWED SOLLUX'S COMPUTER WIRES, WHICH I ADMIT, WAS A LITTLE AMUSING, BUT, DO YOU GET MY POINT?
CG: IT'S NOT HEALTHY, LIKE HUMAN "JUNK FOOD".

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0MLIHWKHF0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0MLIHWKHF0</a>

Just go with it )

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TC: HeH, HeH, tHaT wAs A fUnNy DaY.
TC: I dOn'T kNoW aBoUt 'JuNk FoOd' Or WhAtEvEr YoU'rE TaLkInG aBoUt, BuT aNyThInG tHaT tAsTeS tHaT gOoD hAs To Be GoOd FoR yOu, RiGhT?
TC: jUsT mAkeS a F*KtOn Of sEnSe.
TC: BuT iF yOu SaY yOu WaNt Me To EaSe Up On ThE mOtHeR f*kInG dElIcIoUs PiEs, I wIlL, bRoThEr.
TC: dOn'T wAnT mY bRo'S aLl Up AnD rIgHtEoUsLy F*KiNg UpSet.
TC: :O)

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CG: I WOULD APPRECIATE THAT, GAMZEE.
CG: EASE UP ON THEM AT LEAST A LITTLE.

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TC: i'Ll TrY.
TC: HoNk HoNk.
TC: BuT yOu ShOuLd'Nt Be AlL uP iN jUdGmEnT wItHoUt EvEn TrYiNg ThEm, KaRbRo.
TC: ;O)

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CG: HAH, THAT'S JUST MY PERSONALITY.
CG: JUDGEMENTAL IS JUST ONE WORD OUT OF THE HUNDREDS TO DESCRIBE ME, SO EH.

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TC: mOtHeRf*k.
TC: I dOn'T eVeN wAnT tO tHiNk Of A f*cKtOn AmOuNt LiKe ThAt, MaN.
TC: HuRtS mY tHiNk PaN, yOu HeAr?
TC: ...
TC: ...
TC: HaNg On.
TC: wHat?
TC: SpAcEd OuT fOr A bIt ThErE, sOrRy KaR...
TC: wHaT tHe AcTuAl F*Ck WeRe We TaLkInG aBoUt AgAiN? :O)

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TC: sEe MaN, i Am StRaIgHt Up TeLlInG yOu.
TC: MiRaClEs.
TC: iT's LiKe, AlRiGhT, cOmPuTeRs, RiGhT?
TC: WhAt ThE f*cK?
TC: mIrAcLeS iS wHaT.
CG: F*CK YOU.
CG: F*CK YOU FOR ME JUST READING THAT.

^^That's like my favourite quote from Gamzee and Karkats conversations... XD

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XD Yeah)

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CG: NOW I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER.