Corupted wish game

[garrick]

Granted, they are replaced with something 100 times stupider

[Ͽ•←ɱαʈґɏᴏƽƕƙα→•Ͼ]

You made no wish, so I wished for you that your head would explode.

I wish I had an eevee.

[Savage]

Granted but the universe explodes with the weight of the awesomeness of it.

I wish I could get my computer mouse back.

[Ͽ•←ɱαʈґɏᴏƽƕƙα→•Ͼ]

Granted, your pet mouse becomes a computer.

I wish Cupcakes wasn't such a disturbing fanfic.

[garrick]

Granted, it is a virtual pet mouse, which requires a computer mouse to interact with, and you need to be very attentive to it

[Aunt Kitty]

An. Vil.

I wish I was a pony forever that couldn't be killed or hurt.

[Ͽ•←ɱαʈґɏᴏƽƕƙα→•Ͼ]

Granted, you go insane from watching everyone die around you and go on a killing spree. And have a good day.

I wish I had a dragon that wouldn't kill or hurt me.

[Spectrospecs]

Granted, but it ate all your cookies.

I wish I was dating a character in an anime. :3

[garrick]

Granted, but since they can only speak Japanese

I wish I had Glados (as a potato)

[Savage]

Granted. It blows up.

I wish for a Pinkie Pie.

[mauki]

This looks like fun ^^

Granted, but it's the plastic toy.

I wish that someone would spontaneously blow up.

[Savage]

Granted that someone is you.

I wish I had more time to do stuff.

[mauki]

Granted, but the stuff you're doing is picking up trash.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Savage]

Granted but you just wasted your wish so you can't wish for what you wanted to wish for.

I wish I could get back into rping.

[mauki]

Granted, but you will be RPing with sUm1 Hoo tIps lk diS.

I wish that the sky was green.